Let me see if I got this right ...

 

·       If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

 

·       If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

 

·       If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get shot.

 

·       If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

 

·       If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

 

·       If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

 

·       If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

 

·       If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get

 

1 - a job,
2 - drivers license,
3 - social security card,
4 - welfare,
5 - food stamps,
6 - credit cards,
7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
8 - free education,
9 - free health care,
10 - a lobbyist in Washington ,
11 - billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language,
12 - and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect.

I just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation.