1.The Cell Phone Cruisers
Don’t you just want to yell at these people, “Hang up and drive!”? These “Cell Phone Cruisers” are so busy gabbing on their cell phones that they just don’t have time to pay attention to all that driving stuff. So while they are yakking away, they are meandering into other lanes, going very slow, randomly braking for no reason and generally being a road hazard.
2.Hurry up and go Slow
These numbskulls are in such a hurry to get in front of you – so that they can go real slow. Here’s the scenario. I am on the interstate, cruising with the rest of the traffic. My radio is playing my favorite song, the top is down and the wind is in my hair. Life is good. Suddenly, this idiot races to get in front of me – he seems to be in an awful hurry. Only when he gets in front of me, screech! He slows down to a crawl, causing me to nearly rear end him. Nice.
3.The Tail Gaters
These drivers (and I use the term loosely) seem to have an abnormal fixation with your back bumper. The will ride so close to you that you can’t see their headlights in your rearview mirror. I mean, I have had some tail gaters ride so close that I was sure we were going to have to get engaged or something. The real trouble with these guys is that if I am in front and hit my brakes, the car in the rear is going to plow into me.
4.Sunday Drivin’ in the Fast Lane
These totally obnoxious drivers lolly gag down the road, puttering along completely oblivious to the long string of traffic creeping along behind them. They are the Sunday drivers, but with a twist. They are riding in the fast lane!
5.The Travel Texters
These are “special” people. They treat driving as a secondary activity because their precious cell phones are number one! They try to text while driving, usually ending in, at the very least, near disaster. Hello! You are operating a very large, very heavy moving vehicle! Trying to multitask while driving is a bad, bad idea!
6.Old People
This probably won’t get me any friends, but I have to say, there are some old people who should not be driving. Yes, yes, there are some young people who should not be driving and some middle aged people who should not be driving, but I am talking specifically about this age group. It seems that a lot of them can’t see so great and they don’t have really good reaction time. I am just thinking of the little old lady who hit a speed bump in the parking lot, gunned it and plowed through a fabric store. Yeah, let’s monitor older drivers a little more carefully, eh?
7.The Speed Racers
This guy is in a hurry and just wants to be in front. He will also do pretty much anything to get that position. He is the speed racer, zipping in and out of traffic, riding in the merge lane until the very last minute so that he can get in front of just one more car because, of course, he just has to get to wherever he is going those few seconds faster. Hey, buddy! Where’s the fire?
8.The Lane Hogs
These guys want their piece of the pie and they take it, but hogging the entire road. What’s more, they usually drive 25 miles per hour in a 50 mile per hour speed zone. Often they are riding right, smack down the middle, straddling the center line.
9.The Stunt Driver Wannabe
The stunt driver is much like the speed racer. He zips in and out of cars, driving very fast. But he adds a twist. Sparky thinks that driving on the shoulder, even riding between cars is a good idea. He breaks every road rule there is and doesn’t even seem to care.
10.The Makeup Artist
A personal favorite. The makeup artist apparently doesn’t like her mirror at home and feels that the tiny rearview mirror makes a MUCH better makeup mirror! You will see her, one hand on the steering wheel, the other applying mascara, blush or eyeshadow. She will lean forward to be closer to that tiny mirror and she can’t possibly see the road. That just seems like a hazard on so many levels. I mean, what would happen if she was putting on her mascara and hit a pothole that she didn’t see because she had her face three inched from the mirror? Ouch!

There are many more types of bad drivers, but you probably saw yourself in at least one of these. What makes me mad is that the DMV just keeps on cranking out those driver’s licenses and giving them to people who should be walking.

This is why this Law is in place… Damn I was mad at this Dip Stick. It is one of the most common things that happens at a intersection and causes more crashes than anything else. Obviously this dumb Ass was in a major hurry as usual and proceeded to weave in and out of traffic the rest of the way down the road.  Hey Jack Know…. Next time leave a day early if you are in that big of a hurry!!!

Some stupid Stuff like this really makes me mad.

Last week we went on a road trip with the family in our 41 foot toyhauler trailer and truck. We had a great time seeing the sites and the country, kids played and all in all had a good time…. UNTILL,  This is going to make you mad…

We are 3 miles from our house after driving for over 1000 miles,  Im on the Interstate in the middle lane in the middle of the day and I notice this car in front weaving and swearving all over the road. I try to be patient and not pass but SHE starts to go so SLOW, I had to do it. So I gave it a little Diesel power to go around her and just as the truck is going past her, I look over and you guessed it…. SHE Is TEXT MESSAGING.  LOOSER…..   Then she swearves right at my 41 foot trailer.  With a little room, I was able to clear her car and I laid on the Horn for as long as I could.

I think she had to stop a clean out her pants after that one. Needless to say she was done on the Phone at that point.  Lesson learned, Dont make me mad on the Interstate.

Let me set the scene for you, We are going on a Camping trip to the great North Country, There are about 16 4 wheel drive trucks pulling the biggest 5thwheel Toy Hauler Trailers you have ever seen, Forcast calls for Rain, Rain and more Rain. Things are looking pretty good for the first 2 days untill it had to happen. Some bright bulb comes up in a 2 WHEEL DRIVE…  Are You kidding me…. man this is the kind of thing that really makes me mad.

So you guessed it, He needs us to Pull him in and Pull him out. Now I dont mind helping people in need but when you know this is going to happen…. I say be stuck untill the SUN comes out.  If you ar egoing to play with the Big Dogs… Get a 4X4 Dude…

Here is the driving rule for the HOV lane….

1. The HOV lane is only the HOV lane from the times that are posted. Therefore anyone can drive in these lanes in the off times. This also means that it now becomes the FAST!!!!! lane. So all of you driving in the HOV lane in the off times… Get the hell out. Us fast drivers are trying to get places and when you are practicing your HOV driving on the weekend, it really makes us mad.

2. When you see the BIG RED TRUCK coming up behind you… Get over and let me by. I am tired of tailgating you slow drining looses.

Wow!!  my blood preasure is up no so im finished.